Monday, June 30, 2014

WhatsApp Student Teacher Joke: Age Of Santa's Father


Teacher: What is the age of you father?
 

Santa: He is as old as I am.

Teacher: This is not possible.


Santa: He became father only after I was born.



Friday, June 27, 2014

Office Joke: Husband At An Office Interview


A man went to face an interview. The interviewer asked him, “What is the difference between “COMPLETE” and “FINISH”.

The man replied, for example, “When u marry a right girl you are “Complete” and when you marry the wrong one you are “Finish”.




Thursday, June 5, 2014

Funny WhatsApp Hindi Joke & Message



Har aadmi itna bura nahin dikhta, jitna “License Card” Aur “Aadhar Card” mein dikhta hai,


Aur itna achcha bhi nahin dikhta, jitna
wo “Facebook” aur “Whatsapp” par
dikhta hai.






Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Girlfriend Jokes For Whatsapp: BF- Movie Chalogi?



Boy-Cinema chale?

Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge?

Boy-No

G-Mera hath pakdoge?

B-No

G-Mujhe kis karoge?

B-No

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Girlfriend (Ghusse mein)- To apni behen k sath chale jao



 

Saturday, February 1, 2014

WhatsApp Sardar Jokes: Sardar- What Comes First



Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -


What will come first, Chicken or egg?


O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.