Drunk Jokes WhatsApp: Man To Barber- Cut My Hair Short

 

- Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short. 
Barber: How short you would like to? 
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them when I go Home Drunk...






- A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot.
The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."

Sardar WhatsApp Jokes: Girl Proposes Santa For Marriage..

- During an interview in an Automobile Industry,

Interviewer : How does a scooter run?

Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….


Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!

Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………

- One fine day, a girl proposed to a Sardar for marriage and Sardar denied simply saying that, “In our family, we marry only our relatives.”


My Mom married my Dad, 
My Brother married my Bhabhi , 
My Uncle married my Aunt and so on.
So please excuse me!!!