- Husband: Jalsi se ghar ka saara keemti aur mehanga samaan kahin chhupa kar rakh do, hamare padosi milne aa rahe hain.
Wife: Kyon ! Wo log saamaan chura lenge kya?
Husband: Arre Nahi, who log apna saamaan pehchaan lenge naaa.
- Husband: Agar tum marr gayi to mein poora pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Par aap doosri shaadi to nahin karogey na ?
Husband: Pagal ka kya bharosa, wo to kuchh bhi kar sakta hai na.
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