WhatsApp Student Teacher Joke: Age Of Santa's Father

Teacher: What is the age of you father?
 
Santa: He is as old as I am.

Teacher: This is not possible.

Santa: He became father only after I was born.

Office Joke: Husband At An Office Interview

A man went to face an interview. The interviewer asked him, “What is the difference between “COMPLETE” and “FINISH”.

The man replied, for example, “When u marry a right girl you are “Complete” and when you marry the wrong one you are “Finish”.

Funny WhatsApp Hindi Joke & Message

Har aadmi itna bura nahin dikhta, jitna “License Card” Aur “Aadhar Card” mein dikhta hai,

Aur itna achcha bhi nahin dikhta, jitna
wo “Facebook” aur “Whatsapp” par
dikhta hai.

Girlfriend Jokes For Whatsapp: BF- Movie Chalogi?

Boy-Cinema chale?

Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge?

Boy-No

G-Mera hath pakdoge?

B-No

G-Mujhe kis karoge?

B-No

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Girlfriend (Ghusse mein)- To apni behen k sath chale jao


 

WhatsApp Sardar Jokes: Sardar- What Comes First

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Drunk Jokes WhatsApp: Man To Barber- Cut My Hair Short

 

- Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short. 
Barber: How short you would like to? 
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them when I go Home Drunk...






- A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot.
The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."

Sardar WhatsApp Jokes: Girl Proposes Santa For Marriage..

- During an interview in an Automobile Industry,

Interviewer : How does a scooter run?

Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….


Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!

Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………

- One fine day, a girl proposed to a Sardar for marriage and Sardar denied simply saying that, “In our family, we marry only our relatives.”


My Mom married my Dad, 
My Brother married my Bhabhi , 
My Uncle married my Aunt and so on.
So please excuse me!!!