- Ek 10 saal ka baccha bahut dhyan se ek book padh raha tha, jiska title tha,
"Baccho ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mummy- Tum ye book kyun padh rahe ho.
Baccha- Main ye dekhna chahta hun ki mera paalan poshan theek tarah se ho raha hai ya nahi.
- Sonu- What is your father's name..?
Monu- Garmi mein I.C.S aur Sardi mein P.C.S….
Sonu- Kya matlab..?
Monu- Icecream seller in Summer and Pakoda Chaat Seller in Winter..
- Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying he says sorry.
Son says - Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone ?
Dad says - Take my scooter and try to start. does it start ? Nahin naa.
Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start ? Hua na.
Nalayak tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi.
Aage se ye Facebook wale gyaan mujhe mat dena.
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