Funny Kanjoos & Miser WhatsApp Jokes Hindi

Kanjoos Jokes-Miser People Jokes Hindi

- Kanjoos Dukaandaar se:
Kanjoos: Bhai-sahab 1 toothbrush dena. Mere brush ka ek baal toot gaya hai.  
Dukandar(Haste huwe): Ek baal toot gaya to naya toothbrush lene ki kya zaroorat hai?  
Kanjoos: Arre bhai wo mere brush ka aakhri baal tha na.



- Kanjoos: Ye kele kitne ka diya.  
Dukandaar: 1 rupee ka  
Kanjoos: 60 paise lo aur ek kela de do.  
Dukandaar: Babuji 60 paise me toh chhilka milega bas. 
Kanjoos: To ek kaam kar, 40 paise le aur bas kela de de. Chhilka tu hi rakh.



- A kanjoos called a newspaper office: Mere Papa ki death ho gayi hai. Charges kya hai?
Newspaper: Rs 30 per word
Kanjoos: Ye to bahut zyada hai. Achha likho "Ramesh Bhai Died".
Newspaper: Sir minimum 6 words to hone hi chahiye.
Kanjoos: Arre yaar.. Ek kaam karo ye likho" Ramesh Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale".



- Ek kanjoos building ke 10th floor se neeche gir gaya.
Girte girte khidki se apni patni ko khana banate dekh chillaya...
"Preeto... mere khana mat banana".