Funny WhatsApp Sms Shayari, Status & Jokes

Funny WhatsApp Shayari

 
- Tere dil mein 1 chota sa kona chahiye,
Tu hain to na chandi na sona chahiye,
Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera,
Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye.



- Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisi ko dekhna nahi tumhe dekhne ke baad,
Duniya chhod denge tumhe pane ke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhooth bolne ke baad.

 

- Kasam se har ek ladki bhula dunga,
Sabhi ki tasveerein jalaa dunga,
Ek tum hi rahoge is dil mein
Balance dalwa do Bahut duaa dunga.

- Arz kiya hai...
Aankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah! Wah!
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi.. 




- Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GADHA hai.