Engineering College WhatsApp Hindi Joke: Subject's Movies Title

Movie Titles Related To Engineering Students:
Exams – Socha Naa Tha
Classes – Kabhi Kabhi
Question papers – Na Tum Jano Na Hum
Copying – Yaarana
Maths2 – Asambhav
Maths1 – Mission Impossible
Environmental sciences – Pyar Mein Kabhi Kabhi 
1st semester – Kuch To Hai 
2nd semester – Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai
Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho 
1st class – Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman 
2nd class – Dil Maange More
Fail – Phir Milenge 

Funny Family WhatsApp Jokes: Ek Baccha Bahut Dhyan Se Book Padh Raha Tha

- Ek 10 saal ka baccha bahut dhyan se ek book padh raha tha, jiska title tha,

"Baccho ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mummy- Tum ye book kyun padh rahe ho.

Baccha- Main ye dekhna chahta hun ki mera paalan poshan theek tarah se ho raha hai ya nahi.

- Sonu- What is your father's name..?

  Monu- Garmi mein I.C.S aur Sardi mein P.C.S….

  Sonu- Kya matlab..?

  Monu- Icecream seller in Summer and Pakoda Chaat Seller in Winter..

- Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying he says sorry.
Son says - Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone ?
Dad says - Take my scooter and try to start. does it start ? Nahin naa.
Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start ? Hua na.
Nalayak tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi.
Aage se ye Facebook wale gyaan mujhe mat dena. 

Comedy Nights With Kapil Jokes

- Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Lipstick
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Top and Jeans
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Earrings
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Aur to aur Nice Necklace
Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA…
Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein, Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai… !!


- Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na?
Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua??
Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha… “Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na?”

- Sumona: How much do you love me ?
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Kapil: I love U so much, I can’t measure.
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Sumona: No just tell me….
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Kapil : Okay, I am like a cellphone &
you are my SIM card, i am nothing
without you…
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Sumona: Wow ! that’s so romantic…
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Kapil (saying to himself): Thank God
she doesn’t know, this is a Chinese
phone, with FOUR SIM cards.

Funny New Year Party Jokes For WhatsApp

 

 

Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover

• Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint.
• You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devil's pets. 
• The bathroom reminds you of the fairground cry, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
• You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight.
• You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet.
• You replace the traditional praying on yo
• Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still."
• ur knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
• Your catch phrase is, "Never again."
• You could purchase a new fridge on the proceeds from recycling the bottles around your bed.
• Your new response to "Good morning," is "Be quiet!"

Drunk & Bar WhatsApp Jokes: Two Drunk Friends...

- A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?”
“My mother died in August,” he said, “and left me $25,000.”
“Gee, that’s tough,” he replied.
“Then in September,” the friend continued, “My father died, leaving me $90,000.”
“Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”

“And last month October, my aunt died, and left me $15,000.”
“Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.”
“Then this month,” continued, the friend, “absolutely nothing!” 

 

- A conversation between a bartender and a man:
Bartender: What happened? You look wrecked!
Man: I had it all – Money, A beautiful house, The love of a beautiful woman…..

Bartender: Then… what went wrong?
Man: Well, then my wife found out! 

Funny Hospital Jokes- Doctor Patient Se:

- Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doctor sahab, tabiyat theek nahi hai, Liver mein pain ho raha hai.
Doctor: Daaru peete ho??
Santa: Haan, par chhota peg hi banana.



- A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!




- Doctor: Do exercise daily & Start playing some sport for good health.
Santa: Sir I play football, cricket & tennis daily.
Doctor: How long do you play?
Santa: Until the battery in my mobile goes down!!

- Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!"
Doctor: "Why?"
Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it."

Best Of Munna Bhai-Circuit Jokes: Very Funny Jokes HIndi

- Munna Bhai: Circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kaate to kya karne ka re?
Circuit: Simple hain Bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!


 
- Munna Bhai: Aye Circuit ye Dr. log operation se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient operation seekh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to waaat lag jayegi na.

  

- Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hain ??
Circuit: Simple hai Bhai, royenge to note geela ho jayenga na.

Sardar Ji Santa Banta Jokes: Santa Was Removing Wheel...

- Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!
Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Santa : Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’.

- Once a Sardarji was going to his office.

On the way, he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed, “Array, aaj to choice hai.”

Best Workplace Jokes: Angrily Boss Found Manager..

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary in Office.
He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?”
The manager replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge.”

Funny Office Jokes: Employee Boss Se...

- Factory Ka Employee Boss Se:
Sir Mere Ghar 11wan Baccha Paida Hua Hai. Meri Salary Zyada Kr Do.
 
Boss: Yar Meri Baat Sun,
Main Apni Factory Chalaau Ya Teri???

WhatsApp Jokes: Munna Bhai Circuit Se

Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

WhatsApp Kanjoos Jokes: Kanjoos Apni Family Walo Se

- A Kanjoos on his death bed:
My wife, where are you?
Wife: Yes, I’m here.
My sons and daughters, are you all here?
Children: Yes, Papa
Kanjoos: To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha kyun khula hai

Best Funny Husband Wife WhatsApp Jokes

Funny Husband Wife Joke

Pati Patni Aur Padosi

- Ek ghar main pati patni k hasne ki bahut zor se awaz aa rahi thi.
Saare padosi unki khushhali ka raaz pata karne k liye unk ghar par ikattha ho gye.
Padisiyon ne puchha- Aap log itna kyu hans rahe hai?
Pati ne padosiyo ko btaya ki bahut aasan hai...
Hamare yahan meri biwi mujhe belan,chimta phek kr marti hai, 
Agar mujhe lag jata hai to woh hasti hai nahi to main hasta hu..

Best Funny Paagal Doctor WhatsApp Joke

Funny Doctor Paagal Joke

Ek Bahut Bada Doctor Mental Hospital Mein Round Ke Liye Jata Hai,

Wahaan Pagalon Ka Checkup Karte Hue Usne Ek Pagal Ko Dekha Jo Chup Chaap Baitha Tha

Doctor Ke Man Mein Na Jane Kya Aya Usne Paagal Se Puchha

Doctor: Tum Pagal Kyun Hue?

Pagal Rote Hue Bola: Maine Ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Par Uski Ek Jawan Beti Thi Usko Dekh Ke Mere Baap Ne Us Se Shaadi Kar Dali,

Aise Meri Wo Beti Meri Maan Ban Gayi, Fir Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui, To Wo Meri Bahan Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha,

Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Hui Isi Tarha Mera Beta Hua Jo Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Aur Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja,

Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya, Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur

Doctor Cheekhte Hue: Abey Chup Kar Sale Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kerega Kya?

Very Funny Paagal Crazy People Joke

Do Paagal:

Ek paagal, dusra paagal se: Arre light chali gayi yaar. Garmi lag rahi hai.
Dusra pagal- To fan on kar de.
Pehla paagal- Abe tu bhi paagal hi hai. Fan chalaya to mombatti bujh jayegi na.

Best Funny & Clean Sardar Jokes For Whatsapp

Funny Clean Jokes On Sardars

- Sardar Ji calls Air India office.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.



- Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes



- Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.



- Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? 
  A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday. 



- A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate. 


 

Funny WhatsApp Sms Shayari, Status & Jokes

Funny WhatsApp Shayari

 
- Tere dil mein 1 chota sa kona chahiye,
Tu hain to na chandi na sona chahiye,
Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera,
Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye.



- Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisi ko dekhna nahi tumhe dekhne ke baad,
Duniya chhod denge tumhe pane ke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhooth bolne ke baad.

 

- Kasam se har ek ladki bhula dunga,
Sabhi ki tasveerein jalaa dunga,
Ek tum hi rahoge is dil mein
Balance dalwa do Bahut duaa dunga.

- Arz kiya hai...
Aankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah! Wah!
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi.. 




- Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GADHA hai.

Funny Kanjoos & Miser WhatsApp Jokes Hindi

Kanjoos Jokes-Miser People Jokes Hindi

- Kanjoos Dukaandaar se:
Kanjoos: Bhai-sahab 1 toothbrush dena. Mere brush ka ek baal toot gaya hai.  
Dukandar(Haste huwe): Ek baal toot gaya to naya toothbrush lene ki kya zaroorat hai?  
Kanjoos: Arre bhai wo mere brush ka aakhri baal tha na.



- Kanjoos: Ye kele kitne ka diya.  
Dukandaar: 1 rupee ka  
Kanjoos: 60 paise lo aur ek kela de do.  
Dukandaar: Babuji 60 paise me toh chhilka milega bas. 
Kanjoos: To ek kaam kar, 40 paise le aur bas kela de de. Chhilka tu hi rakh.



- A kanjoos called a newspaper office: Mere Papa ki death ho gayi hai. Charges kya hai?
Newspaper: Rs 30 per word
Kanjoos: Ye to bahut zyada hai. Achha likho "Ramesh Bhai Died".
Newspaper: Sir minimum 6 words to hone hi chahiye.
Kanjoos: Arre yaar.. Ek kaam karo ye likho" Ramesh Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale".



- Ek kanjoos building ke 10th floor se neeche gir gaya.
Girte girte khidki se apni patni ko khana banate dekh chillaya...
"Preeto... mere khana mat banana".

Funny Girlfriend Boyfriend WhatsApp Jokes & Sms

 
- Gf : Itna chhup chhup kar kis se baat kar rahe ho?
 
Boy : Behan se!!
 
Gf : Behan se chhup kar baat karne ki kya zaroorat hai?
 
Boy : Behan tumhari jo hai.

 

- Girlfriend : Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gulla. Mujh se shaadi karoge? 
 ....
Bolo baby, bolo na !


Boyfriend: Ek Baat Batao, tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt?

Funny Conversation on WhatsApp Between Girlfriend & Boyfriend

- Epic conversation on Whatsapp: 

Boy: Call me shona

Girl: Shona babu

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Boy: Call me sweetheart
Girl: Sweetheart
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Boy: Call me honey
Girl: Honey
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Boy- Call me baby
Girl- My Baby..
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Boy: Gadhe ki bachhi call kr mujhe..
Girl: ohhh.. ok ok!

Funny Husband Wife Whatsapp jokes, Pati Patni WhatsApp Jokes

- Husband: Jalsi se ghar ka saara keemti aur mehanga samaan kahin chhupa kar rakh do, hamare padosi milne aa rahe hain. 

Wife: Kyon ! Wo log saamaan chura lenge kya?

Husband: Arre Nahi, who log apna saamaan pehchaan lenge naaa. 



- Husband:  Agar tum marr gayi to mein poora pagal ho jaaunga. 

  Wife: Par aap doosri shaadi to nahin karogey na ?

  Husband:  Pagal ka kya bharosa, wo to kuchh bhi kar sakta hai na.



  

Funny Jokes On Sardar For WhatsApp

- Santa plane land hote hi zor zor se chillane lga.
    "Bombay aya bombay aya. Balle Balle'"

  Air Hostess said : "Excuse me Sir, B silent"

     Santa- Ohhh ! Sorry Madam. "ombay aya ombay aya alle alle".

- Ek Sardar ke peechhe 1 kutta pad gaya.
 
Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga-
"Saala card to AIRTEL ka liya tha fir bhi network VODAFONE ka kaise aane laga..."