- Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doctor sahab, tabiyat theek nahi hai, Liver mein pain ho raha hai.
Doctor: Daaru peete ho??
Santa: Haan, par chhota peg hi banana.
- A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!
- Doctor: Do exercise daily & Start playing some sport for good health.
Santa: Sir I play football, cricket & tennis daily.
Doctor: How long do you play?
Santa: Until the battery in my mobile goes down!!
- Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!"
Doctor: "Why?"
Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it."
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